Alert! We’re texting and it’s going well and I regret the initial immediate regret of texting him. Still feel nervous but less im-going-to-throw-up...
My favorite things to call people-
You can see I’m very well rounded
GORGEOUS BOY JUST CALLED ME PRETTY
UM I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
I fucking hate Fathers’ Day. Always have, always will.
Which sucks, but I guess there’s no point in feeling sad ‘cause there’s nothing I can do.
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”