Chelly Belly
my face
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Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting;...
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In a lot of these photos of jacked dudes flexing, they are flexing SO HARD that I imagine they pooped right on the floor 0.2 seconds after the photo...
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“Before” pics
Pictures I sent to my coach for my “before” pics! Bro, eating like shit for two weeks took its toll. But ima come out...
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My coworker/ one of the underbosses at Starbucks has been badgering me to share a story of mine for ages, and I don’t know what to do. She mentions...
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Breakfast
(via alexalosey)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via cephalopodluver)
At least nutrition was on point today.
Missing training ‘cause of random dizziness is obnoxious.
What am I training for?
Life.
#asshole #game #cards #beer #moscato #summer
people that wish dragons were real
are you sure
ARE
YOU
POSITIVE
The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.
sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
(via cephalopodluver)
- Saying no sometimes
- Wanting to be alone sometimes
- Saying no to sex
- Saying yes to sex
- Not being sure about your life career
- Deciding to study instead of going out
- Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
- Ending a relationship that is hurting you
- Not liking the things everyone else likes
(via 1-2-3-4-breathe)
Never let your sister paint your nails when she’s drunk. #nails #nailpolish #manicure #drunk #moscato
