Dear tumblr, I want you guys to meet my mom.
Morning everybody
i’m glad someone thinks so, thank youuu :*
who are you? do i know you?
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting;...
Li Wei always wanted to become an artist. He studied at a private arts school, but had to work at odd jobs to support himself later on. While he was then able to work securely as an artist using paint, Li realized that performance art was the only way that he could truly express himself. Thus began his foray into his “action shots”.
When Li began his performance art series around 2000, they were simply that: performance art. The photographs only came in when Li wanted pictures to document his performances. When Li began his “Falls Into…” series, (depicting the artist literally falling into walls, cars, roads, etc.), photography became an integral part of his works.In order to pull off these amazing shots, Li uses anything from mirrors to heavy-duty rope to rented-out cranes. These elements are then edited out to give a sense of impossibility to his pictures. While the editing process might fall under the Photoshop category, it’s important to note that 99% of his images are done on the scene and the final 1% is just retouching.
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Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!
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- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “Fuckwad”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
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Peter Pan outline, cut out and put on top of lamp shade
Am I the only one that thinks this is scary?
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Marilyn Monroe and Tom Ewell in The Seven Year Itch (1955)
And people still say she was plus size… Maybe back in the day based on their standards, but look at those nonexistent thighs!