This is Socks, she ran away from home when I was twelve. I’m twenty now and she just came home yesterday. So happy.
Today I was told that I have a really beautiful uterus.
Hey, I’ll take it.
Not a day goes by that I don’t think about deading my mom once I graduate college. Like, literally never speaking to her. Even when things are good,...
tattoo. Can’t wait :-) #tattoo #music #bird #musicnotes #creativity #meaningful
Drunk Chelsea + Siri = normal hUman
Drunk Chelsea - Siri = huge mess
Thanks you electronic biotch